Paul Mooney

You know who you are. If my mother is a nun and someone comes up to me and they go, 'Your mother is a prostitute.' It is not going to bother me, because I know my mother is a nun, she's not a prostitute.

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These are some quotes by American author Paul Mooney Comedian, who was born on August 4, 1941.

Quotes by Paul Mooney

I can't change the past, but one person can change the future - anything can happen.

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I'm passionate about what I do. I'd be naive to be passive.

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We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them 'graham crackers.'

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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.'

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