Paul Mooney

I can't change the past, but one person can change the future - anything can happen.

I'm passionate about what I do. I'd be naive to be passive.

We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them 'graham crackers.'

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.

In all animation, if it's done quickly, you'll know it. And if you're very slow and careful with it, it's going to look a little more beautiful. It's just compressing time into seconds.

I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else.