Paul Lynde

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack.

Fame is like the dessert that comes with your achievements - it's not an achievement in itself, but sometimes it can overpower the work.

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.