I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution. Paul Lynde contributiondecidefeel Change image and share on social
My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way. Paul Lynde conversationgenerategood Change image and share on social
It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage. Paul Lynde backbadlife Change image and share on social
Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way. Paul Lynde easyfindhave Change image and share on social
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable. Paul Lynde believablecomedyexaggerate Change image and share on social
My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter. Paul Lynde cleaneatfloor Change image and share on social
When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars. Paul Lynde annoybreakcent Change image and share on social
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. Paul Lynde belongchoirchurch Change image and share on social
An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing. Paul Lynde actorknowlot Change image and share on social
