Paul Arden

Having too many ideas is not always a good thing.

Have you noticed that the cleverest people at school are often not the ones who succeed in life?

Knowledge comes from the past, so it's safe. It is also out of date. It's the opposite of originality... Experience is the opposite of being creative.

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in, and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.

It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the tube have never been to the United States. Not the real United States.