To mistrust science and deny the validity of scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You'd better go look for work as a plant or wild animal. P. J. O'Rourke animaldenyhuman Change image and share on social
Russians not only vehemently despise blacks, they believe Africa begins at the Ukraine border. P. J. O'Rourke africabeginblack Change image and share on social
In Israel, waves of anger and fear circulate all the time, but so do jokes and gossip and silky evening breezes. So, too, in America. P. J. O'Rourke americaangerbreeze Change image and share on social
The real purpose of welfare is to get rid of poor people entirely. Everybody knows welfare has bad effects; that's the point. P. J. O'Rourke badeffectpeople Change image and share on social
Death is so important that God visited death upon his own son, thereby helping us learn right from wrong well enough that we may escape death forever and live eternally in God's grace. P. J. O'Rourke deathescapeeternally Change image and share on social
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. P. J. O'Rourke buycontrollegislation Change image and share on social
My dad died when I was young; my mom remarried with more haste than sense to a fellow... he wasn't evil or anything, but he was worthless. P. J. O'Rourke daddieevil Change image and share on social
The only advantage to being a middle-aged man is that when you put on a jacket and tie, you're the Scary Dad. Never mind that no one has had an actually scary dad since 1966. The visceral fear remains. P. J. O'Rourke advantageagedad share on social
Think what evil creeps liberals would be if their plans to enfeeble the individual, exhaust the economy, impede the rule of law, and cripple national defense were guided by a coherent ideology instead of smug ignorance. P. J. O'Rourke coherentcreepcripple share on social
The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it. P. J. O'Rourke albeitalfredbernhard Change image and share on social