P. J. O'Rourke

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it.

Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.

A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one could find fault.

I broke with my religion in college.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.