When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just about anything. If you don't feel like going to a dinner party, you could say, 'My kid's sick. I can't make it.' Who's gonna argue with you? Kevin Nealon arguechilddinner share on social
Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled. Kevin Nealon disgruntlegruntledinsist Change image and share on social
I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push. Kevin Nealon canceleyelazy Change image and share on social
I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another. Kevin Nealon addictionangrybird Change image and share on social
It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! Kevin Nealon audiencegoldgood Change image and share on social
As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit. Kevin Nealon bitebluecomedian Change image and share on social
I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate. Kevin Nealon adequategoodlot Change image and share on social
I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot of people did. When you're reaching that many people, you're not going to have everybody like you. Kevin Nealon backcarelive share on social
I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor. Kevin Nealon actorcomedianstand Change image and share on social
I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version. Kevin Nealon eatjournalpaper Change image and share on social
