OK, so truth hurts - but what else does truth do?
‐‐ Teena Marie
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
‐‐ Steven Wright
OK, the wonderful thing about soccer is, a football is a perfectly round object, and it doesn't make mistakes. The player using it makes mistakes. And the more you use it, the less mistakes you make.
‐‐ Craig Johnston
OK, well maybe I have to get back to Judaism. In the sense that if I look at me and my forebears forever stretching back to I don't know, whenever there's no sense of place and therefore no sense of nationality.
‐‐ Janet Suzman
Okay - before I even had a baby, I would dream of the day I could make ponytails on my kid. I don't know why. I somehow got it in my head that it would be such a cool thing.
‐‐ Constance Marie
Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how to brush your teeth and use mouth wash? What do we need the government to do it for? Clearly, what a scam. Fluoride in the water.
‐‐ Jesse Ventura
Okay, I am happy with the way I look, but I have never, never, ever thought of myself as a 'pretty girl.' Honestly. When I read some of these scripts I'm sent, and they describe the heroine as 'incredibly beautiful,' I wonder why they sent it to me.
‐‐ Anna Kendrick
Okay, I'll say I would go back in time and bring scientists with me and create a hairspray that would not cause global warming. But it would still give us '80s hair.
‐‐ Julianne Hough
Okay, I'm going to let you in on a little secret: I'm a very superstitious person. I'm walking onto the plane as we speak. I'm putting my hands on the outside of the plane and my feet are on the lip of the plane. I have to do it every time before I fly.
‐‐ Jessica Chastain
Okay, I'm not in the news business, and I'm not going to tell anyone how to do their job. However, it'd be good to have news reporting that I could trust again, and there's evidence that fact-checking is an idea whose time has come.
‐‐ Craig Newmark
Okay, let's talk about cartoon labels for half a second - some people think anything with a dog or a car or a colorful alien is garbage, which is not true. Look at Big Moose Red. It's, like, a $6 wine with a cheesy label, and it's actually a solid wine.
‐‐ Gary Vaynerchuk
Okay, sense of humor: plus one. Being able to laugh at yourself: plus one. Being able to laugh at other people without being mean: plus one. Vanity: minus one.
‐‐ Katie Aselton
Okay, so, sometimes in life, I can be a score-keeper - someone who keeps track of what he gives and what he gets in return. An annoying quality, to say the least, and I'm sure my wife has your sympathy, but it's made me highly attuned to when and where credit is due.
‐‐ Mark Feuerstein
Okay, so, when I was a kid, definitely the drawings and the illustration. Then I stopped in sixth grade or so. And then I started again when I was in my twenties. I really didn't progress since then, so the way I draw is the way I drew in sixth grade.
‐‐ Demetri Martin
Okay, the experience itself was a pleasant experience.
‐‐ Betty Hill
Okay, this is a secret, but I think that nursery rhymes are the most relaxing and fun songs.
‐‐ Karisma Kapoor
Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
‐‐ Howard Stern
Okay, when you start to fight for equality, like Anand did in 1995, you could end up losing game 10, like he did, without putting up any kind of fight.
‐‐ Vladimir Kramnik
OkCupid has users from 18 to 80 on the site. And we get to observe all of their actions. We get to watch how they use the site, how they interact with other people.
‐‐ Sam Yagan
OKCupid's model is almost entirely based on advertising, which is the way most online media is monetized these days, whether it's the news or whether it's sports, and we think online dating is going to evolve in the exact same way.
‐‐ Sam Yagan
Oklahoma City, Katrina... those happened to other unfortunate people. But 9/11, that happened to us all. And that was pretty much the genesis of 'Reign Over Me.'
‐‐ Mike Binder
Oklahoma has a respect for our neighbors. That's the Oklahoma standard.
‐‐ Markwayne Mullin
Oklahoma residents are known for not backing down from a fight in the political arena, on the gridiron, NBA courts or rodeo arenas, but in their reaction to the bombing, they knew intuitively they would not find restoration in rage.
‐‐ Tom Brokaw
Oklahoma's always been good to me.
‐‐ Alan Jackson
Oklahoma's my home. I love it there. I miss it.
‐‐ Ryan Merriman
Oklahomans value our children and our seniors. Oklahomans value traditions of faith. Oklahomans value our heroes, our veterans. Oklahomans value innovation and the creative arts.
‐‐ Brad Henry
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
‐‐ Robin Williams
Olafur Eliasson is also one of the most visionary artists I've ever met. He is from Denmark and Iceland, and his focus is nothing less than the entire universe.
‐‐ Victor Pinchuk
Olay BB Cream is a lifesaver, and I wear it every day while I train and compete. Twenty-four-hour hydration and sheer color helps me look flawless even when faced with that unforgiving Jumbotron!
‐‐ Lindsey Vonn
Old #64 chose... a gentle jog, fast enough to prove I was alive, slow enough to savor the cheers. They washed over me. They warmed me. I knew I could live without them but I loved them.
‐‐ Jerry Kramer
Old actors never die, they don't even fade away. They're always available.
‐‐ Russell Johnson
Old age adds to the respect due to virtue, but it takes nothing from the contempt inspired by vice; it whitens only the hair.
‐‐ Ira Gershwin
Old age and sickness bring out the essential characteristics of a man.
‐‐ Felix Frankfurter
Old age and the passage of time teach all things.
‐‐ Sophocles
Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance.
‐‐ David Mamet
Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator.
‐‐ Confucius
Old age, calm, expanded, broad with the haughty breadth of the universe, old age flowing free with the delicious near-by freedom of death.
‐‐ Edith Wharton
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.
‐‐ Emily Dickinson
Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.
‐‐ Eleanor Roosevelt
Old age has got to start creeping up on me one day soon, and frankly I'm very scared. I don't want to be old. I've always felt so young. And I want to stay that way.
‐‐ David Niven
Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.
‐‐ Mason Cooley
Old age is a shipwreck.
‐‐ Charles de Gaulle
Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed the mental image I have of myself - a lad of about 19.
‐‐ E. B. White
Old age is a tyrant, who forbids, under pain of death, the pleasures of youth.
‐‐ Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Old age is a woman's hell.
‐‐ Ninon de L'Enclos
Old age is always wakeful; as if, the longer linked with life, the less man has to do with aught that looks like death.
‐‐ Herman Melville
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
‐‐ Louis Kronenberger
Old age is an insult. It's like being smacked.
‐‐ Lawrence Durrell
Old age is far more than white hair, wrinkles, the feeling that it is too late and the game finished, that the stage belongs to the rising generations. The true evil is not the weakening of the body, but the indifference of the soul.
‐‐ Andre Maurois