David Niven

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be in .

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.

When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it.