Ogden Nash

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

I just had an idea that went right over my head.

Courtesy is the one coin you can never have too much of or be stingy with.

Potentially, a government is the most dangerous threat to man's rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims.