Top 41 Quotes by Norman Wisdom

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place.

I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12.

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

Well if I was going to describe my audience, it's going to take longer than you'd ever expect, hundreds of years in fact, because there's many of them, all over the world.

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.