Top 41 Quotes by Norman Wisdom

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.

I owe everything to the army.

I've done seven shows at the Palladium - long running shows I'm talking about.

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

Of course I've done musicals here in London.

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

I have a folder where I keep all the articles the critics have written about me. It makes me feel good.

My father used to be away for months at a time, and he'd never leave any money for food, so my brother and I had to go out and nick it.