I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. Norm MacDonald agobowlfan Change image and share on social
When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape. Norm MacDonald golfgoodkid Change image and share on social
With the computer and stuff, the difference between a rich guy and a poor guy, to me, is nothing. Because I don't like big houses, I don't drive a car, so you know, I just live in a small apartment and I have my computer, which is really cool. Norm MacDonald apartmentbigcar share on social
I don't really like doing big stand-up. Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up. I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time. Norm MacDonald bigguyhave share on social
So much in L.A. is waiting. It's so irritating. That's what's good about stand-up. You can go away, and you don't have to sit and wait by your phone. But it is very frustrating. Norm MacDonald frustrategoodirritate Change image and share on social
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. Norm MacDonald identicaljokeline Change image and share on social
Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles. Norm MacDonald hardmilemillion Change image and share on social
I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away. Norm MacDonald funnyguyhave Change image and share on social
My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters! Norm MacDonald canadadadfear share on social
A lot of people think I'm difficult to work with. It's not like I really want to do that much stuff, so it doesn't really matter. I guess I'm somewhat difficult when it comes to comedy. Norm MacDonald comedydifficultguess Change image and share on social
