Top 53 Quotes by Norm MacDonald

About Norm MacDonald

These are some quotes by Canadian author Norm MacDonald Actor, who was born on October 17, 1963.

When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.

When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.

Norm MacDonald

You're trying your best to make people laugh; then if you fail, they hate you. But your intent's the same. It's not like you're trying to do evil to them.

You're trying your best to make people laugh; then if you fail, they hate you. But your intent's the same. It's not like you're trying to do evil to them.

Norm MacDonald

I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.

Norm MacDonald

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.

Norm MacDonald

Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.

Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.

Norm MacDonald

In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.

In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.

Norm MacDonald

All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.

All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.

Norm MacDonald

I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.

I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.

Norm MacDonald

I watch political shows for a number of weeks in a row, and all I see are guys arguing with each other over issues I have no idea about. My brother, he loves war-torn places. My dad would always read the paper and tell me I should watch CNN, but I usually wind up watching 'Breaking Bad.'

Norm MacDonald

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

Norm MacDonald

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