In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is. Norm MacDonald mathematicalmeritplayer Change image and share on social
I think clever people think that poor people are stupid. Norm MacDonald cleverpeoplepoor Change image and share on social
I miss seeing real comics, Shecky Greene and Buddy Hackett, those types. I like straight stand-up, talking about the Olympics and why I feel obligated to watch them. 'Why am I watching archery at 4 in the afternoon?' Norm MacDonald afternoonarcherybuddy share on social
I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are in it to make money, and coming from stand-up, you have to work so hard because almost nothing works, and if you lose the audience for three minutes, you're dead. Norm MacDonald audiencebusinesscome share on social
I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl. Norm MacDonald actfallfunny Change image and share on social
You're trying your best to make people laugh; then if you fail, they hate you. But your intent's the same. It's not like you're trying to do evil to them. Norm MacDonald evilfailhate Change image and share on social
Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. Norm MacDonald comedyfunnyintend Change image and share on social
I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world. Norm MacDonald argueendfantasy share on social
I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals. Norm MacDonald broadwaygaymusical Change image and share on social
A lot of people think I'm difficult to work with. It's not like I really want to do that much stuff, so it doesn't really matter. I guess I'm somewhat difficult when it comes to comedy. Norm MacDonald comedydifficultguess Change image and share on social
