Top 53 Quotes by Norm MacDonald

About Norm MacDonald

These are some quotes by Canadian author Norm MacDonald Actor, who was born on October 17, 1963.

I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.

I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.

Norm MacDonald

I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.

I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.

Norm MacDonald

I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.

I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.

Norm MacDonald

Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.

Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.

Norm MacDonald

I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.

Norm MacDonald

I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.

I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.

Norm MacDonald

I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking; I'm terrible at acting; I'm terrible at dealing with executives; I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.

Norm MacDonald

When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.

When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.

Norm MacDonald

I didn't really want to inject myself into anything political. A lot of people were asking me at the time about Jay and Conan, and I hate doing anything serious.

I didn't really want to inject myself into anything political. A lot of people were asking me at the time about Jay and Conan, and I hate doing anything serious.

Norm MacDonald

It's a very odd thing with Hollywood, where you do stand-up, you're good at it, then they go, 'How would you like to be a horrible actor?' Then you say, 'All right, that sounds good. I'll do that.'

It's a very odd thing with Hollywood, where you do stand-up, you're good at it, then they go, 'How would you like to be a horrible actor?' Then you say, 'All right, that sounds good. I'll do that.'

Norm MacDonald

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