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Mitch Hedberg

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

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These are some quotes by American author Mitch Hedberg Comedian, who lived between February 24, 1968 and March 30, 2005.

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I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

Mitch Hedberg

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Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

Mitch Hedberg

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I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

Mitch Hedberg

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It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.

Pierce Brosnan

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The importance of heart health became very real for me when my father died of heart disease seven years ago. Having experienced the loss first hand, I am inspired to do everything I can to break the cycle and prevent families from losing loved ones to this preventable disease.

Monica Potter

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I'm not too secure about my looks. They can always change. I was heavy and overweight as a teenager, so it's hard to be cocky or egotistical.

I'm not too secure about my looks. They can always change. I was heavy and overweight as a teenager, so it's hard to be cocky or egotistical.

Lorenzo Lamas

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