I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes code crazy dancer
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. Mitch Hedberg addictblackjackcircle Change image and share on social
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show. Mitch Hedberg nightpeopleshow Change image and share on social
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all. Mitch Hedberg beanfrygood Change image and share on social
I wanted to be a male ballet dancer. Scott Thompson balletdancermale Change image and share on social
The leg system of the beach animals works because of a combination of certain lengths of tubes. Because of the proportion of lengths, the animals walk smoothly. You could say that this range of numbers is their genetic code. Theo Jansen animalbeachcode share on social