Mitch Hedberg

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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These are some quotes by American author Mitch Hedberg Comedian, who lived between February 24, 1968 and March 30, 2005.