I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes crate fork forklift
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. Mitch Hedberg addictblackjackcircle Change image and share on social
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show. Mitch Hedberg nightpeopleshow Change image and share on social
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. Mitch Hedberg footseverstock Change image and share on social
Jessica Jackley has a gift for making people want to fork over their cash. To total strangers. Far, far away. Rachel Sklar cashforkgift Change image and share on social
McDonald's says it's phasing out pig gestation crates. When I heard that news, I almost started crying. Jane Velez-Mitchell cratecrygestation Change image and share on social
I no longer want to live in an apartment furnished with forklifts and backhoes. Nicholson Baker apartmentbackhoeforklift Change image and share on social