I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes addict heroine life
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. Mitch Hedberg addictblackjackcircle Change image and share on social
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show. Mitch Hedberg nightpeopleshow Change image and share on social
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all. Mitch Hedberg beanfrygood Change image and share on social
I'm addicted to a really tough workout. I like to be drenched in sweat when I'm done because I feel accomplished. Alison Sweeney accomplishaddictdrench Change image and share on social
Heroes and heroines don't commit adultery. Leigh Michaels adulterycommithero Change image and share on social
If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life. Penny Marshall findgoodjoy Change image and share on social