Laughter is an instant vacation. Milton Berle instantlaughtervacation Change image and share on social
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. Milton Berle accountantcompanydollar Change image and share on social
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. Milton Berle builddoorknock Change image and share on social
I received a lot of complaints from parents who wrote and told me that their kids wouldn't go to sleep until our show was over. So I went on the air and told all the children watching to 'listen to their Uncle Miltie and go to bed right after the show.' Milton Berle airbedchild share on social
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. Milton Berle experienceforgethave Change image and share on social
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. Milton Berle comedianhearjoke Change image and share on social
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. Milton Berle congressleadmake Change image and share on social
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle forgivegoodhusband Change image and share on social
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. Milton Berle committeegrouphour Change image and share on social
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. Milton Berle candlelightedisonlot Change image and share on social
