We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. Milton Berle candlelightedisonlot Change image and share on social
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. Milton Berle congressleadmake Change image and share on social
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. Milton Berle adddoctorfeel Change image and share on social
Money can't buy you happiness, but it helps you look for it in a lot more places. Milton Berle buyhappinesshelp Change image and share on social
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. Milton Berle experienceforgethave Change image and share on social
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. Milton Berle reachstar share on social
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle forgivegoodhusband Change image and share on social
They've finally comes up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. Milton Berle blamecomputerfinally Change image and share on social
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. Milton Berle committeegrouphour Change image and share on social
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient. Milton Berle disgraceinconvenientpoverty Change image and share on social