There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer. Milton Berle comediancomicdifference share on social
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. Milton Berle anytimebreaddelicatessen Change image and share on social
I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it. Milton Berle crossfileindex Change image and share on social
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. Milton Berle accountantcompanydollar Change image and share on social
Now a 'funnyman' can get a laugh before opening his mouth - looking funny. Lou Costello was one of your great funnymen. Harry Langdon, Larry Semon; they were all funnymen - they looked funny. W.C. Fields was never a comedian. Slim Summerville was a comedian, yet looked funny. Now if you have both attributes, you are in good shape. Milton Berle attributecomediancostello share on social