Top 25 Quotes by Milton Berle

About Milton Berle

These are some quotes by American author Milton Berle Comedian, who lived between July 12, 1908 and March 27, 2002.

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.

Milton Berle

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

Milton Berle

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

Milton Berle

Now a 'funnyman' can get a laugh before opening his mouth - looking funny. Lou Costello was one of your great funnymen. Harry Langdon, Larry Semon; they were all funnymen - they looked funny. W.C. Fields was never a comedian. Slim Summerville was a comedian, yet looked funny. Now if you have both attributes, you are in good shape.

Milton Berle

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now.

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now.

Milton Berle

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