I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it. Milton Berle crossfileindex Change image and share on social
There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer. Milton Berle comediancomicdifference share on social
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. Milton Berle anytimebreaddelicatessen Change image and share on social
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient. Milton Berle disgraceinconvenientpoverty Change image and share on social
It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now. Milton Berle amazebuyfast Change image and share on social
