Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes comedian hear joke
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. Milton Berle anytimebreaddelicatessen Change image and share on social
I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it. Milton Berle crossfileindex Change image and share on social
There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer. Milton Berle comediancomicdifference share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. James Callis curiousjokepsychologically Change image and share on social
I always dreamed of writing in an orchestral context. But when you finish a piece, you want to hear it. So we played everything with Phish. Trey Anastasio contextdreamfinish Change image and share on social