Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes comedian hear joke
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. Milton Berle anytimebreaddelicatessen Change image and share on social
I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it. Milton Berle crossfileindex Change image and share on social
There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer. Milton Berle comediancomicdifference share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social
I always dreamed of writing in an orchestral context. But when you finish a piece, you want to hear it. So we played everything with Phish. Trey Anastasio contextdreamfinish Change image and share on social
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. James Callis curiousjokepsychologically Change image and share on social