Mike Ditka

If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.

If you are determined enough and willing to pay the price, you can get it done.

I think your alcohol intake has to change. You know, usually a big person feels they can drink anything they want to and as much as they want to and I've cut that way back.

Composers, like authors, have a lot in common. Our main goal is to connect with the listener emotionally.

The intellectuals' chief cause of anguish are one another's works.

We did the 'MacGruber' Super Bowl spot for Pepsi, which generated some outside interest. We have a sketch where a guy blows up after 90 seconds. How are we going to make that into a movie?