Michael Ian Black

I have a good family and I like to be home with them. The older I get, the lazier I get, and the more content I am to sit at home and eat string cheese.

If you get an idea, you might as well stick with it until somebody calls you on it.

I am a poker player, but I am not a good poker player. My favorite game is seven card stud, but I'll play hi/lo, Hold 'em, Razz, etc.

What I find is most people have a civics book understanding for how Congress works and how a bill moves.

When actresses jump on the anti-Iraq bandwagon, they often combine down-home momism with an ignorance of Islamist intent which is truly awesome.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.