Michael Ian Black

If you get an idea, you might as well stick with it until somebody calls you on it.

Wish I could, through my own financial prestidigitation, transform a dollar bill into two, or two million. It is an awesome and mysterious skill.

Most of the time, you don't win anything on reality shows. You're booted off, or maybe you win $50,000, or $100,000, which isn't really life-changing. I don't know that it's worth it.

I'm a big pasta fan. I'm a big Italian food fan. Anything Italian - I love cheese, mozzarella. Mozzarella is my favorite, so I have to say anything Italian, I'll take it.

I'm quite content to spend my life helping young people find themselves. I've had my fill of politics.

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.