When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes begin flat friend
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. Mark Twain crushforgivenessfragrance Change image and share on social
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. Mark Twain aprildayremember Change image and share on social
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. Mark Twain damngiveman Change image and share on social
It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with. Mary Shelley beginconcentratemind Change image and share on social
A flat-rate poll tax would be politically unsustainable; even with a rebate scheme, the package would have an unacceptable impact on certain types of household. Nigel Lawson flathouseholdimpact Change image and share on social
We exist in this weirdly schizo culture, where sex is everywhere in the media, and yet, at the same time, you don't sit down and have a conversation about what you did in bed last night with your friends. Despite the ubiquity of sex, it's still a taboo when it comes to day-to-day conversation. Mary Roach bedconversationculture share on social