Mae West

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I decided to set out to prove that you could make a reasonable living building for the poor using recycled materials and only hiring unskilled labor.

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.