Kinky Friedman

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.

I obviously irritate people. I obviously antagonise them.

I see a lot of actors for whom life becomes one big schedule. I guess I try to be more sensitive to my private life - to take a breath of fresh air and be in the countryside or on a golf course.

Recently, I was in Bernalda, my dad's ancestral home town in Italy. He has just refurbished a palazzo and turned it into a hotel, so we had my sister's wedding there. It was beautiful.