When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while. Kevin Nealon comicdevelopestablish share on social
Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing. Kevin Nealon basicallydisappointknack Change image and share on social
I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things. Kevin Nealon challengefacetfragile Change image and share on social
When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood. Kevin Nealon childchildhooddiscover Change image and share on social
If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit. Kevin Nealon bitedealnumb Change image and share on social
Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want. Kevin Nealon deadplayvulture Change image and share on social
A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material. Kevin Nealon documentmaterialspecial Change image and share on social
I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've been in love before, and I've loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can't even describe. Kevin Nealon amountchildcontrol share on social
It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! Kevin Nealon audiencegoldgood Change image and share on social
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. Kevin Nealon babybongersboomer Change image and share on social
