It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! Kevin Nealon audiencegoldgood Change image and share on social
A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material. Kevin Nealon documentmaterialspecial Change image and share on social
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. Kevin Nealon enjoyhelpminute Change image and share on social
I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push. Kevin Nealon canceleyelazy Change image and share on social
If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. Kevin Nealon penprogramtonight Change image and share on social
I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper. Kevin Nealon boredoodledraw Change image and share on social
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. Kevin Nealon babybongersboomer Change image and share on social
I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things. Kevin Nealon challengefacetfragile Change image and share on social
I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me. Kevin Nealon kevinnealonnews Change image and share on social
A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!' Kevin Nealon accountantcomeembarrass share on social