Top 43 Quotes by Kevin Nealon

About Kevin Nealon

These are some quotes by American author Kevin Nealon Comedian, who was born on November 18, 1953.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

Kevin Nealon

Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

Kevin Nealon

A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.

A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.

Kevin Nealon

A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.

A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.

Kevin Nealon

I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've been in love before, and I've loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can't even describe.

Kevin Nealon

As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of life experiences.

As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of life experiences.

Kevin Nealon

When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.

When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.

Kevin Nealon

A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'

Kevin Nealon

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

Kevin Nealon

If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.

If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.

Kevin Nealon

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