When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood. Kevin Nealon childchildhooddiscover Change image and share on social
If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit. Kevin Nealon bitedealnumb Change image and share on social
I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time. Kevin Nealon alienatticenjoy Change image and share on social
Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want. Kevin Nealon deadplayvulture Change image and share on social
It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! Kevin Nealon audiencegoldgood Change image and share on social
I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot of people did. When you're reaching that many people, you're not going to have everybody like you. Kevin Nealon backcarelive share on social
A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material. Kevin Nealon documentmaterialspecial Change image and share on social
I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've been in love before, and I've loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can't even describe. Kevin Nealon amountchildcontrol share on social
If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. Kevin Nealon penprogramtonight Change image and share on social
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. Kevin Nealon babybongersboomer Change image and share on social
