The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining. Kevin Nealon commercialendentertain share on social
I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals. Kevin Nealon animalawarefactory Change image and share on social
Standup really is a young man's game, a single young man's game. Even when I was younger, when I wasn't single, it was hard to be on the road because you go through relationships because your girlfriend kinda got tired of you being gone. Kevin Nealon gamegirlfriendhard share on social
Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing. Kevin Nealon basicallydisappointknack Change image and share on social
When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood. Kevin Nealon childchildhooddiscover Change image and share on social
What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing. Kevin Nealon coffeecrosbyguy share on social
If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit. Kevin Nealon bitedealnumb Change image and share on social
I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've been in love before, and I've loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can't even describe. Kevin Nealon amountchildcontrol share on social
Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want. Kevin Nealon deadplayvulture Change image and share on social
It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you. Kevin Nealon characterfunkind Change image and share on social