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I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor. Kevin Nealon actorcomedianstand Change image and share on social
When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together. Kevin Nealon beginhourlong Change image and share on social
I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another. Kevin Nealon addictionangrybird Change image and share on social
At CARE, a leading humanitarian organization, we recognize people live their lives in a holistic manner. Issues such as health care, education and economic empowerment cannot be addressed in a vacuum. Thus, effective programs need to tackle the multiple root causes of poverty. Helene D. Gayle addresscareeconomic share on social
A man of letters never objects to a slum. He sharpens his pen there. George A. Moore lettermanobject Change image and share on social
For me to be here tonight, everything had to be perfect. I had to get drafted by Utah, had to play with a point guard like John Stockton, and had to be coached by Jerry Sloan and Frank Layden. Karl Malone coachdraftfrank Change image and share on social
