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I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor. Kevin Nealon actorcomedianstand Change image and share on social
When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together. Kevin Nealon beginhourlong Change image and share on social
I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another. Kevin Nealon addictionangrybird Change image and share on social
For me to be here tonight, everything had to be perfect. I had to get drafted by Utah, had to play with a point guard like John Stockton, and had to be coached by Jerry Sloan and Frank Layden. Karl Malone coachdraftfrank Change image and share on social
At CARE, a leading humanitarian organization, we recognize people live their lives in a holistic manner. Issues such as health care, education and economic empowerment cannot be addressed in a vacuum. Thus, effective programs need to tackle the multiple root causes of poverty. Helene D. Gayle addresscareeconomic share on social
A man of letters never objects to a slum. He sharpens his pen there. George A. Moore lettermanobject Change image and share on social
