Top 62 Quotes by Judy Gold

I've gotten resistance for my entire career.

I didn't want to be known as a gay comic, but as a comic who happens to be gay.

Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties.

I realize as I get older that stand-up is a huge part of who I am. I think I'll do it for the rest of my life.

There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage.

There is no reason to be ashamed of who you are.

When I was a kid, I'd read about celebrities who didn't want to talk to their fans after a show. I told myself, 'That's terrible, and I would never do that.'

I try to win the love and approval of strangers, since it didn't work with my family.

Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite.

I started taking all these cooking classes. I learned a lot in them, but you think you're going to retain it, and you don't. Under the pressure, it's hard to retain everything.