Top 62 Quotes by Judy Gold

I've done stand-up since I was 18 years old, and I absolutely love it, but I used to go onstage, and the audience was my peers. Now I go onstage, and I could be their mother.

People always think you have a lot of money when they see you on TV.

As scary as it was being raised by one Jewish mother, I have to feel for my kids because they have two Jewish mothers.

To have a job making people laugh really is the greatest thing.

I always dreamed of living in N.Y.C.

For me, humor is everything!

Comedy is all about having a point of view, and it's also about power.

Over the years, things got so bad between my mother and I, we stopped talking to each other and started communicating by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.

When I got a part in 'All American Girl,' in 1994, I remember thinking, 'Now I have a series, I'm not going to need to do standup,' but every night I'd go out afterward and get onstage somewhere.

The first time I did stand-up was on a dare.