Unfortunately, I cook for two boys, and they don't care what it looks like on the plate, and neither do I. Judy Gold boycarecook Change image and share on social
I'm not sure when exactly I knew I was funny, but I always knew I was different. I never had an 'edit' button and would say whatever came into my head. Most of the time, what came out of my mouth was the very thing everyone else was thinking - but too polite or afraid to verbalize. Judy Gold afraidbuttonedit share on social
I try to win the love and approval of strangers, since it didn't work with my family. Judy Gold approvalfamilylove Change image and share on social
I started taking all these cooking classes. I learned a lot in them, but you think you're going to retain it, and you don't. Under the pressure, it's hard to retain everything. Judy Gold classcookhard Change image and share on social
The more life experience you have, the more comedy you can write. Judy Gold comedyexperiencelife Change image and share on social
I didn't want to be known as a gay comic, but as a comic who happens to be gay. Judy Gold comicgay Change image and share on social
Remember the phrase - 'Act your age, not your shoe size?' That didn't apply to me, as they were the same until the age of 12 when my feet stopped growing. Judy Gold actageapply Change image and share on social
I've gotten resistance for my entire career. Judy Gold careerentirehave Change image and share on social
My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting. Judy Gold bigburpdirty Change image and share on social
