Top 62 Quotes by Judy Gold

About Judy Gold

These are some quotes by American author Judy Gold Comedian, who was born on November 15, 1962.

My partner and I had our first son in 1996, and the office became the baby's room. Our second son was born in 2001, and the office became the kids' room.

My partner and I had our first son in 1996, and the office became the baby's room. Our second son was born in 2001, and the office became the kids' room.

Judy Gold

We all know showbiz isn't easy, but being a comic - especially being a female comic - can be quite punishing.

We all know showbiz isn't easy, but being a comic - especially being a female comic - can be quite punishing.

Judy Gold

'The Judy Show' would be the name of my TV show if I had one, but I don't.

'The Judy Show' would be the name of my TV show if I had one, but I don't.

Judy Gold

I like being able to donate my comedy to charity. I'm not a billionaire, and I can't write checks.

I like being able to donate my comedy to charity. I'm not a billionaire, and I can't write checks.

Judy Gold

I'm not selfish at all.

I'm not selfish at all.

Judy Gold

I have decided now that my mother should be the GPS woman, don't you think? That would be fantastic: 'Make a left in 11 miles. Get over now - I want you to be prepared. Turn right on Elm Street, I want to see if Myrna Rosenblatt is still alive. Make your second left by the Dairy Queen. Don't go in, they're anti-Semitic.'

Judy Gold

I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy.

I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy.

Judy Gold

If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom.

If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom.

Judy Gold

I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player.

I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player.

Judy Gold

I've gotten resistance for my entire career.

I've gotten resistance for my entire career.

Judy Gold

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