There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes great joke kill
Remember the phrase - 'Act your age, not your shoe size?' That didn't apply to me, as they were the same until the age of 12 when my feet stopped growing. Judy Gold actageapply Change image and share on social
I have decided now that my mother should be the GPS woman, don't you think? That would be fantastic: 'Make a left in 11 miles. Get over now - I want you to be prepared. Turn right on Elm Street, I want to see if Myrna Rosenblatt is still alive. Make your second left by the Dairy Queen. Don't go in, they're anti-Semitic.' Judy Gold aliveantidairy share on social
My Shabbat dinner is not to be reckoned with. Judy Gold dinnerreckonshabbat Change image and share on social
It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up. Ginnifer Goodwin breakcouragefind Change image and share on social
Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process. Bruce Babbitt agoamericancongratulate Change image and share on social
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. James Callis curiousjokepsychologically Change image and share on social