I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money. Josh Billings folkhaveimpudence Change image and share on social
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves. Josh Billings craveknowledgemoney Change image and share on social
I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else. Josh Billings hundredliveperson Change image and share on social
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. Josh Billings bringchildtravel Change image and share on social
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. Josh Billings dieenjoyhappen Change image and share on social
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe. Josh Billings awakelearnlibrary Change image and share on social
Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined. Josh Billings lifelongman Change image and share on social
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. Josh Billings badfallferment share on social
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment. Josh Billings achievegoodhonestly Change image and share on social
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. Josh Billings envylovemicroscope Change image and share on social