I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else. Josh Billings hundredliveperson Change image and share on social
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. Josh Billings bringchildtravel Change image and share on social
If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself. Josh Billings dieenjoyhappen Change image and share on social
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe. Josh Billings awakelearnlibrary Change image and share on social
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease. Josh Billings greaseloudsqueak Change image and share on social
Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined. Josh Billings lifelongman Change image and share on social
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment. Josh Billings achievegoodhonestly Change image and share on social
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at. Josh Billings confessforgivelaugh Change image and share on social
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. Josh Billings greathitchpower Change image and share on social
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. Josh Billings envylovemicroscope Change image and share on social