Josh Billings

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

I feel sorry for generations of Labour voters and supporters who must look and wonder what on earth has gone wrong and what Labour is for.

I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored.

Men may live fools, but fools they cannot die.