Josh Billings

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored.

I feel sorry for generations of Labour voters and supporters who must look and wonder what on earth has gone wrong and what Labour is for.

Men may live fools, but fools they cannot die.