Jonathan Swift

Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.

I just had an idea that went right over my head.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.