There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. Jonathan Swift dimeheadpant Change image and share on social
When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him. Jonathan Swift appearconfederacydunce Change image and share on social
I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed. Jonathan Swift ashamedmanwicked Change image and share on social
I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where Christianity was the religion of the country. Nothing can render them popular, but some degree of persecution. Jonathan Swift belovedchristianityclergy Change image and share on social
No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience. Jonathan Swift agecompletelyconduct Change image and share on social
Once kick the world, and the world and you will live together at a reasonably good understanding. Jonathan Swift goodkicklive Change image and share on social
He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue. Jonathan Swift fiddlerrogue Change image and share on social
Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very useful and profound is couched underneath. Jonathan Swift concludecouchprofound Change image and share on social
Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room. Jonathan Swift artbreedconverse Change image and share on social
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. Jonathan Swift foolinventkiss Change image and share on social
