You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led. Johnny Vegas audienceeasilyfollow Change image and share on social
I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting. Johnny Vegas convincedriftminute Change image and share on social
'Johnny' was a coping mechanism who could take those things which could have ordinarily destroyed me, by tweaking my past and throwing it back out there, getting laughs from things that would have otherwise upset me. Johnny Vegas backcopedestroy share on social
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. Johnny Vegas birthdaychangemind Change image and share on social
Some comics are in it for what they can get out of it. Others are in it for a love of comedy. I think those that are in it for a genuine love of comedy find each other within the circuit and become friends. Johnny Vegas circuitcomedycomic share on social
My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with. Johnny Vegas acceptcarryfamily Change image and share on social
Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric! Johnny Vegas electrichavepriest Change image and share on social
It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend. Johnny Vegas friendlovelymarriage Change image and share on social
For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason. Johnny Vegas goodgreatleader Change image and share on social
I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them. Johnny Vegas bigcheesefamily Change image and share on social
