I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs. Johnny Vegas anklebellybite Change image and share on social
I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone. Johnny Vegas addbadfluctuate Change image and share on social
The idea of being on TV 24 hours a day and people seeing the real me... No. Johnny Vegas dayhouridea Change image and share on social
You know, there's that temptation in interviews to make yourself sound - well, to give yourself a bit of mystery. Johnny Vegas bitegiveinterview Change image and share on social
Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up. Johnny Vegas blockcarryexpectancy Change image and share on social
'Johnny' was a coping mechanism who could take those things which could have ordinarily destroyed me, by tweaking my past and throwing it back out there, getting laughs from things that would have otherwise upset me. Johnny Vegas backcopedestroy share on social
We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases. Johnny Vegas diseaseflumiddle Change image and share on social
You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led. Johnny Vegas audienceeasilyfollow Change image and share on social
It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend. Johnny Vegas friendlovelymarriage Change image and share on social