First of all, I wish I could grow a beard. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes beard grow
Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do. John Hodgman automaticbadcreate Change image and share on social
My career as a magazine writer was largely prefaced on the idea of curiosity, to go on adventures and weasel my way into the lives of people that I admire. John Hodgman admireadventurecareer Change image and share on social
The villain of any story is often the most compelling character. John Hodgman charactercompelstory Change image and share on social
When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it. Rolf Harris animalbeardcreep Change image and share on social
You make your first album, you make some money, and you feel like you still have to show face, like 'I still go to the projects.' I'm like, why? Your job is to inspire people from your neighborhood to get out. You grew up there. What makes you think it's so cool? Jay-Z albumcoolface share on social
