First of all, I wish I could grow a beard. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes beard grow
Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do. John Hodgman automaticbadcreate Change image and share on social
The villain of any story is often the most compelling character. John Hodgman charactercompelstory Change image and share on social
Comics have a problem, and that is continuity - the obsession with placing the characters in an existing world, where every event is marked in canon. You're supposed to believe that these weepy star boys of now are the same gung-ho super teens fighting space monsters in the '60s, and they've only aged perhaps five years. John Hodgman 60sageboy share on social
You make your first album, you make some money, and you feel like you still have to show face, like 'I still go to the projects.' I'm like, why? Your job is to inspire people from your neighborhood to get out. You grew up there. What makes you think it's so cool? Jay-Z albumcoolface share on social
When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it. Rolf Harris animalbeardcreep Change image and share on social