Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl? Me! John Cleese filmgirlwrite Change image and share on social
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? John Cleese animaleatgod Change image and share on social
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?' John Cleese danfairfry Change image and share on social
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. John Cleese blandbusinessmancruel Change image and share on social
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip. John Cleese chipcontributioncuisine Change image and share on social
Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited. John Cleese comedyspiritwork Change image and share on social
But then acting is all about faking. We're all very good at faking things that we have no competence with. John Cleese actcompetencefake Change image and share on social
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth. John Cleese acknowledgeidealaugh share on social
Sci-fi has never really been my bag. But I do believe in a lot of weird things these days, such as synchronicity. Quantum physics suggests it's possible, so why not? John Cleese bagdaylot Change image and share on social
God was treated like this powerful, erratic, rather punitive father who has to be pacified and praised. You know, flattered. John Cleese erraticfatherflatter Change image and share on social
