John Cleese

He who laughs most, learns best.

Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried to watch one?

English television from the Fifties to the Nineties was the least bad in the world, and now it's just as bad as it is anywhere.

That is the definition of equal justice under law: everyone gets a fair shot, everyone pays their fair share, and everyone plays by the same set of rules.

A quick shallow fry is a great way to transform leftovers, and no more so than in the case of risotto.

And getting stunt coordinator Dan Bradley and everybody from the whole 'Bourne Supremacy' crew, I think was real cool for our film because we do a bunch of really big jumps in this movie.