The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip. John Cleese chipcontributioncuisine Change image and share on social
It seems astounding to me now that the video games are perhaps as important as the movie themselves. And people will spend 2 or 3 years obsessing about the video game in exactly the same way that they'd be obsessing about the movie if they were working on that. John Cleese astoundgameimportant share on social
If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play. John Cleese creativegiveplay Change image and share on social
I just think that sometimes we hang onto people or relationships long after they've ceased to be of any use to either of you. I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit. John Cleese biteceasechange share on social
For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard. John Cleese beardcloseconcept Change image and share on social
I don't miss London much. I find it crowded, vast and difficult to get around. Cabs are incredibly expensive. John Cleese cabcrowddifficult Change image and share on social
I had a very, very difficult relationship with my mother, who was supremely self-centred. She was hilariously self-centred. She did not really take interest in anything that didn't immediately affect her. John Cleese affectcentredifficult share on social
I was always a sports nut but I've lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London. John Cleese beatbunchhave Change image and share on social
English television from the Fifties to the Nineties was the least bad in the world, and now it's just as bad as it is anywhere. John Cleese badenglishfifty Change image and share on social
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? John Cleese animaleatgod Change image and share on social
