When you've been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don't know a specific joke, you can pretty much guess what it's going to be. John Cleese comedyfortyguess Change image and share on social
I think it's because in America you always get the sense that if you fail, you can just pack up your things and go somewhere else and try again. But in England, it's so geographically small that if somebody succeeds here, it reduces your chances of succeeding. John Cleese americachanceengland share on social
England is a fairly envious little country and it's embodied in the press. They don't like anyone being more distinguished than they are. John Cleese countrydistinguishembody Change image and share on social
Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it. John Cleese peopleputsnobbery Change image and share on social
I'm not saying Obama is right on everything. Of course not. He may be wrong on a number of things. But what I do know is that he behaves like a very, very sane man almost all the time. John Cleese behavemannumb Change image and share on social
I would say that I began with a very edgy, very driven personality and after a sufficient amount of therapy over many, many years, I managed to become rather relaxed and happy. John Cleese amountbegindrive Change image and share on social
Now most people do not want an ordinary life in which they do a job well, earn the respect of their collaborators and competitors, bring up a family and have friends. That's not enough any more, and I think that is absolutely tragic - and I'm not exaggerating - that people feel like a decent, ordinary, fun life is no longer enough. John Cleese absolutelybringcollaborator share on social
I love having different cultures around, but when the parent culture kind of dissipates, you're left thinking, 'Well, what's going on?' John Cleese culturedissipatekind Change image and share on social
I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit. John Cleese bitechangefriend Change image and share on social