I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion. Joe Rogan blackcarechinese Change image and share on social
Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD. Joe Rogan girlfriendgoodnarrow Change image and share on social
When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago. Joe Rogan agobasebill share on social
I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else. Joe Rogan artdrillform Change image and share on social
My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends. Joe Rogan actaudiencecompletely Change image and share on social
The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth. Joe Rogan backeasilyexplosion share on social
The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage. Joe Rogan comedycreepydark Change image and share on social
You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture. Joe Rogan anymoreboardcommunicate share on social
I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh. Joe Rogan actcompromiselaugh Change image and share on social
It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in. Joe Rogan arrestbackbelieve Change image and share on social