Joe Rogan

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

If my house was on fire, I can't compromise about which part of the house I'm going to save. You save the whole house or it will all burn down. We either save this country or we do not.