Joe Rogan

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

If my house was on fire, I can't compromise about which part of the house I'm going to save. You save the whole house or it will all burn down. We either save this country or we do not.