Top 60 Quotes by Joe Rogan

I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is clearly Lenny Bruce.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

People for the most part can smell lies.