Top 60 Quotes by Joe Rogan

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

Any comic like myself owes everything he has to Lenny Bruce. He was the originator. The godfather of uncensored American stand-up is clearly Lenny Bruce.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.